becks Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 Rude rhymes from school , Fatty and Skinny went up for a bath Fatty blew off and made skinny laugh Fatty and skinny were drinking some tea fatty blew off which made skinny pee 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
becks Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 When we played irish it , we said , ip dip dog sh1t , you trod in it , to pick who was it , 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanyofrug Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 when we used to play hide and seek in the street as kids whoever was 'on' had to turn around and then we'd say.. I draw a bare lady upon your back, two tits one crack, which finger dotted it. they would then have to guess which finger drew the crack, each wrong guess gave us 10 extra seconds to hide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969kappa Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 9 hours ago, swanyofrug said: when we used to play hide and seek in the street as kids whoever was 'on' had to turn around and then we'd say.. I draw a bare lady upon your back, two tits one crack, which finger dotted it. they would then have to guess which finger drew the crack, each wrong guess gave us 10 extra seconds to hide. strange take on the old I draw a snake upon your back, but a much better version lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
becks Posted January 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) Up on the hillside covered in grass , the bald headed eagle sat scratching his ......... , dont get excited , dont get misled , the bald headed eagle was scratching his head i recall a ruder chant , it starts , down in the meadow , where they did it twice , awning brass awning brass , i stuck it up her ... , and each time you change the word , eh , green awning green awning , or blue awning , pretty rude it comes out ya bum , like a bullet from a gun , diarrhea , diarrhea I was hiding behind a Bush when it came out whoosh diarrhoea, diarrhoea, Runs down your leg like a cadbury's creme egg Diarrhoea, diarrhoea Edited January 8, 2019 by becks spaz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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