My folks used to own a static caravan on a site near Thirsk and Me & the Mrs would go and stay with them on some weekends during the summer. It was always nice there just to sit outside and have a can or two also the caravan park had a lake, so I could even get my rod out.
There was a clubhouse we could pop into in the evenings and on Sunday mornings there would be a decent car boot sale going on at Thirsk Racecourse or somewhere nearby.
They gave the van up after many years because it became too much for them but what a good place to go for switching off and to relax. I definitely can see the attraction in caravanning no wonder you spend a lot of time at your place mate.
I bet those bedroom curtains of yours aren't open for long
Any lambs yet?